{"id":1701,"date":"2011-09-14T13:42:58","date_gmt":"2011-09-14T13:42:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.randybaldwin.com\/family\/?p=1701"},"modified":"2011-10-05T02:13:55","modified_gmt":"2011-10-05T02:13:55","slug":"train-wreck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.randybaldwin.com\/family\/2011\/09\/train-wreck\/","title":{"rendered":"Train.Wreck"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today I am a complete train wreck.<br \/>\nAs I was pulling out of the driveway I saw Reed running down the hill towards me. I knew Randy was way in the back of the house getting Alison dressed so I had to throw it in park and try to get him inside. Words weren&#8217;t working and I was in a hurry so I picked him up and carried him inside. Luckily Randy came to the front door at the same time so I could run back to my car and head for work.<br \/>\nAs I&#8217;m walking in to the office I noticed that there are several black shoes prints all down my front left thigh. Good thing I wore off white pants today, right?<br \/>\nTo make things EVEN BETTER I just sat down and my 23 year old male co-worker pointed out that I have something on the back of my black sweater. Upon further examination I realized it is SNOT! A huge long line of Reed&#8217;s snot running down the back of my left arm. Awesome.<br \/>\nCan I go back home and start over???<br \/>\nThe joys of motherhood.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today I am a complete train wreck. As I was pulling out of the driveway I saw Reed running down the hill towards me. I knew Randy was way in the back of the house getting Alison dressed so I had to throw it in park and try to get him inside. Words weren&#8217;t working [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1701","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-julie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.randybaldwin.com\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1701","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.randybaldwin.com\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.randybaldwin.com\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.randybaldwin.com\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.randybaldwin.com\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1701"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.randybaldwin.com\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1701\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1774,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.randybaldwin.com\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1701\/revisions\/1774"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.randybaldwin.com\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1701"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.randybaldwin.com\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1701"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.randybaldwin.com\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1701"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}