{"id":2190,"date":"2012-02-01T14:50:59","date_gmt":"2012-02-01T14:50:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.randybaldwin.com\/family\/?p=2190"},"modified":"2012-02-01T14:50:59","modified_gmt":"2012-02-01T14:50:59","slug":"missed-a-got","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.randybaldwin.com\/family\/2012\/02\/missed-a-got\/","title":{"rendered":"Missed-a-got"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know what you are thinking&#8230;huh?\u00a0 Our thoughts exactly.<\/p>\n<p>Reed is hilarious.\u00a0 Strong-willed, obstinant, borderline defiant at times&#8230;but hilarious.\u00a0 His latest word jumble is above.\u00a0 Let me illustrate.<\/p>\n<p>Reed: Mommy, I missed-a-got to wash my hands.<\/p>\n<p>Mommy: Reed, do you mean you &#8216;for-got&#8217; to wash your hands?<\/p>\n<p>Reed: No Mommy, I missed-a-got.<\/p>\n<p>Mommy: Whatever you say sweet boy.<\/p>\n<p>Our two other favorite Reed-isms are &#8211; kerrshomal break (commercial break) and maz-a-gine.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Why does he say the word &#8216;maza-gine&#8217; you ask?\u00a0 Well, when Reed first started using the potty it was Thanksgiving\/Christmas time.\u00a0 During this time we get like 100,000 toy catalogs.\u00a0 One day Reed was taking a long time on the potty so Randy offered him a magazine while he sat.\u00a0 And now we know why men read &#8216;maz-a-gines&#8217; on the toilet&#8230;because their fathers taught them to do it!!!<\/p>\n<p>One other unrelated thing I feel needs to be mentioned is that Reed is very opinionated (go figure) about his music selections.\u00a0 His #1 choice?&#8230;Pink.\u00a0 That&#8217;s right, Pink.\u00a0 I got the greatest hits album in my stocking and he L-O-V-E-S when I turn it on in the car.\u00a0 He gets this big goofy smile and it totally cracks me up.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know what you are thinking&#8230;huh?\u00a0 Our thoughts exactly. Reed is hilarious.\u00a0 Strong-willed, obstinant, borderline defiant at times&#8230;but hilarious.\u00a0 His latest word jumble is above.\u00a0 Let me illustrate. Reed: Mommy, I missed-a-got to wash my hands. Mommy: Reed, do you mean you &#8216;for-got&#8217; to wash your hands? Reed: No Mommy, I missed-a-got. Mommy: Whatever you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2190","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reed"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.randybaldwin.com\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2190","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.randybaldwin.com\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.randybaldwin.com\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.randybaldwin.com\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.randybaldwin.com\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2190"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.randybaldwin.com\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2190\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2191,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.randybaldwin.com\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2190\/revisions\/2191"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.randybaldwin.com\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.randybaldwin.com\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.randybaldwin.com\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}