{"id":2914,"date":"2014-10-02T12:56:58","date_gmt":"2014-10-02T12:56:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.randybaldwin.com\/family\/?p=2914"},"modified":"2014-10-02T12:56:58","modified_gmt":"2014-10-02T12:56:58","slug":"the-funnies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.randybaldwin.com\/family\/2014\/10\/the-funnies\/","title":{"rendered":"The funnies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>These kids are HILARIOUS! \u00a0One of the things I want to make sure I document is the hilarious things that come out of their mouths. \u00a0So here is a start:<\/p>\n<p>Last night before bed Reed told me what he is going to be when he grows up&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>r: I&#8217;m going to be a jet flyer<\/p>\n<p><em>j: you mean a pilot<\/em><\/p>\n<p>r: yeah. \u00a0And I&#8217;m going to be a house cleaner. \u00a0So I can make money<\/p>\n<p><em>j:<\/em><\/p>\n<p>r: and a football player. \u00a0and a baseball player. and a soccer player. oh yeah and a cowboy.<\/p>\n<p><em>j: what about a dad?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>r: of course (With a side-eye stare like DUH)<\/p>\n<p>Same bedtime routine. \u00a0This time Alison<\/p>\n<p>a: mom. \u00a0I wish Jesus could come sleep with me. \u00a0I know he lives in my heart. \u00a0But I want to see him.<\/p>\n<p><em>j:<\/em><\/p>\n<p>a: I wish he was like&#8230;my parent.<\/p>\n<p><em>j:<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Sometimes I don&#8217;t have any comeback.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>These kids are HILARIOUS! \u00a0One of the things I want to make sure I document is the hilarious things that come out of their mouths. \u00a0So here is a start: Last night before bed Reed told me what he is going to be when he grows up&#8230; r: I&#8217;m going to be a jet flyer [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2914","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alison","category-reed"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.randybaldwin.com\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2914","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.randybaldwin.com\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.randybaldwin.com\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.randybaldwin.com\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.randybaldwin.com\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2914"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.randybaldwin.com\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2914\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2916,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.randybaldwin.com\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2914\/revisions\/2916"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.randybaldwin.com\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2914"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.randybaldwin.com\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2914"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.randybaldwin.com\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2914"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}