These kids are HILARIOUS! One of the things I want to make sure I document is the hilarious things that come out of their mouths. So here is a start:
Last night before bed Reed told me what he is going to be when he grows up…
r: I’m going to be a jet flyer
j: you mean a pilot
r: yeah. And I’m going to be a house cleaner. So I can make money
r: and a football player. and a baseball player. and a soccer player. oh yeah and a cowboy.
j: what about a dad?
r: of course (With a side-eye stare like DUH)
Same bedtime routine. This time Alison
a: mom. I wish Jesus could come sleep with me. I know he lives in my heart. But I want to see him.
a: I wish he was like…my parent.
Sometimes I don’t have any comeback.