Today I am a complete train wreck.
As I was pulling out of the driveway I saw Reed running down the hill towards me. I knew Randy was way in the back of the house getting Alison dressed so I had to throw it in park and try to get him inside. Words weren’t working and I was in a hurry so I picked him up and carried him inside. Luckily Randy came to the front door at the same time so I could run back to my car and head for work.
As I’m walking in to the office I noticed that there are several black shoes prints all down my front left thigh. Good thing I wore off white pants today, right?
To make things EVEN BETTER I just sat down and my 23 year old male co-worker pointed out that I have something on the back of my black sweater. Upon further examination I realized it is SNOT! A huge long line of Reed’s snot running down the back of my left arm. Awesome.
Can I go back home and start over???
The joys of motherhood.
LOLOLOLOLOL!!! We’ve all been there. Thanks for the laugh 😉 I reached to scratch my back the other day and felt something wet…baby poop had leaked out of John’s diaper and onto my dress! Luckily I was at home. I’ve also been feeling crusty stuff on my shirts quite frequently since we introduced the boy to Mum Mums.