Setting: Reed and Diana Beth are playing in his playroom before dinner.

DB (aka BB, aka Diana Beth): Reed who is that in your tractor?

Reed: my friends

(In his tractor he has Doc, Lightning McQueen, a black crayon and a pig)

DB: Where are your friends going?

Reed: to a party

DB: What kind of party?

Reed: a birthday party, with birthday cake

DB: who’s birthday is it

Reed: Jeee-Sus!!!

I can’t make this stuff up.  Obviously this is the year we will begin the tradition from my childhood of having a birthday party for Jesus on Christmas Eve.